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Texas Tator Tot

Any kid who has an older brother and he has small penis and is in highschool or college
That sucks your brother has a Texas Tator Tot.
What's up Texas Tator Tot.
I heard that boy has a Texas Tator Tot.
by Tuck is a soup January 11, 2017
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Texas

a fag
Sean: "Hey have you met that guy Texas?"
Michael: "Yeah he's such a fag!"
by Dicks696969696969696969 October 24, 2023
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Occupied North Texas

I was going to take a trip to Occupied North Texas, but then I remembered there is no reason to ever go there.
by SaucelessSpaghetti October 24, 2018
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Texas teabag ticklers

Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.
My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!
by cobrafang May 19, 2021
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Texas Tuck

When your friend George ask you for a texas tuck you give that man a texas tuck
The Texas Tuck is a complicated art form of bed making. What you must do is have no bed sheet bc fuck a bed sheet don’t need that shit fighting me at night. Then you toss a comforter on and unfold one side so it’s easy to get in and out but you gotta hospital tuck the corners that way you can only get out in one direction. Then you take a regular blanket that you won’t need unless it’s winter and fold it into the shape of Texas. Then you find any random piece of plate of food and put it in the middle bc it needs some culture.
by Bed Making September 15, 2022
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Texas tampon

When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
by Teenypetey January 19, 2025
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Texas Valve

Valves worked by overweight men with hemorrhoids and awesome dad bods.
Those guys that worked those Texas Valves sure can pound some donuts.
by HotScottySandpacker June 16, 2022
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