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Jake (person)

A male human being who existes in the galaxy of the Milky Way, and lives on earth

He is very much one of a kind, and has light brown hair and large eyeballs with decently long eyelashes, he has a very big bunda and for some reason can never grow facial hair, he eats lots of unhealthy foods like squashies, jelly beans and McDonald, however for some reason doesn’t gain weight. He is very strange and also funny he has a very random sense of humour and is very strange in social situations. He has an appalling taste in music. He doesn’t have a good memory, and doesn’t really remember to change his clothes. Jake’s sound posh when they swear. He always pronounces his ings because he is strange. He is normally fearless and will try anything evenif there is a high chance they will get hurt. Altogether Jake is always truthful even when he wouldn’t be he sometimes offends people. Jake acts humanish
Look at Jake (person) over there, isn’t he such a strange person
by Jakeus_Snakeus October 3, 2021
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Jennas favorite person

Katie is Jennas favorite person no one shall take my place ever . Andres is not Jennas favorite person nor will anyone else ever be .
I am Jennas favorite person .-Katie
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National love this person day

Today it’s national love this person day, can’t wait to talk to my fav person
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She’s the type of person you’ll never want to let go. She’s the perfect woman. She is always caring no matter what and can make you happy in an instant. She loves anyone and everyone. She has an amazing sense of humor and can always make you laugh no matter the situation. If you ever disagree with her you’ll suffer the wrath of her sandal. If you ever get someone like her never let go, she’s the one to never let go.
Alainey is the perfect person and should be treated as such
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zucchini person

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And I was the loudest person

A storybooth animation that went viral in 2021 because the storyteller screamed "VAGHINAAAHHH" after this line.
"and I was the loudest person.i was screaming "VAGHINAHHHHH!"
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person 18

The man that controls all the persons to make funny examples on the definitions of words
literally god in this universe
Person 1: Bro i hope i do the deed
Person 2: you dont have to hope.

Person 18: Haha this is funny.
by Amateur_in_words January 23, 2023
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