(Noun) A nasty, old bitch who sluts her saggy cunt about, usually in the direction of defenceless young men.
Distant inbred, sluttier cousin of the Cougar. Also related to the younger version (Cunt Slut)
Distant inbred, sluttier cousin of the Cougar. Also related to the younger version (Cunt Slut)
Man 1: "Hey dude wtf is that thing over there?"
Man 2: "Oh shit. Be very quiet, that's Nancy, she's a Rusty Old Cunt Slut. Let's get the fuck out of here"
Man 2: "Oh shit. Be very quiet, that's Nancy, she's a Rusty Old Cunt Slut. Let's get the fuck out of here"
by QueenSlut July 5, 2016
Get the Rusty Old Cunt Slutmug. It's when someone comes up in front of you and proceeds to give you a hug, but then reaches around and pulls (or rather inserts) a fast one by inserting their thumb into your asshole.
I gave Mary the old fashioned thumb around at Walmart the other night. You should have seen her face!
by Steamer Bean May 14, 2018
Get the Old fashioned thumb aroundmug. a kid who plays online games. thinks they are a pro fortnite gamer and, quite frankly, ruin all online games. games they play include GTA V and fortnite
by NacchyBhattalu February 1, 2020
Get the Toxic Eight Year Oldmug. The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?
by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022
Get the Old Man Gap Yearmug. something to call someone who's is worldly but still immature. Originated with the Doctor Who fandom, calling the Doctor one. He knows a vast amount of information on the universe, but still is young at heart, and has a tendency to be immature.
DW fan 1: Did you see that part where he made the angel say "comfy chairs"?
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old
Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old
DW fan 2: Oh yeah, what a cosmic nine year old
Yeah, I mean he's nice and smart and whatever, but he's still not grown up, he's just a cosmic nine year old
by lastofthehappyfolk June 21, 2011
Get the Cosmic Nine Year Oldmug. This is when you tie someone to a chair and force them to watch videos of you jacking off in other peoples faces while you jack off on their face and film it for future use.
by Fingerlove November 26, 2010
Get the Old Time Picture Showmug. "I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."
by Captain Lovepants November 17, 2011
Get the Paid in day old bagelsmug.