The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?
by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022
Get the Old Man Gap Yearmug. (Noun) A nasty, old bitch who sluts her saggy cunt about, usually in the direction of defenceless young men.
Distant inbred, sluttier cousin of the Cougar. Also related to the younger version (Cunt Slut)
Distant inbred, sluttier cousin of the Cougar. Also related to the younger version (Cunt Slut)
Man 1: "Hey dude wtf is that thing over there?"
Man 2: "Oh shit. Be very quiet, that's Nancy, she's a Rusty Old Cunt Slut. Let's get the fuck out of here"
Man 2: "Oh shit. Be very quiet, that's Nancy, she's a Rusty Old Cunt Slut. Let's get the fuck out of here"
by QueenSlut July 5, 2016
Get the Rusty Old Cunt Slutmug. a boy who prefers to go watch a movie or a good dinner instead of one night stands
In my personal definition a Old school Lover Boy is a near perfect guy to find. Charming, Romantic and loyal
In my personal definition a Old school Lover Boy is a near perfect guy to find. Charming, Romantic and loyal
OSLB: Im a old school lover boy…
Girl 1: Oh. You that kind of a boy
Girl 2: the most perfect boy and dreamy to find
Girl 1: Oh. You that kind of a boy
Girl 2: the most perfect boy and dreamy to find
by Incognitolover October 8, 2021
Get the Old School lover boymug. a kid who plays online games. thinks they are a pro fortnite gamer and, quite frankly, ruin all online games. games they play include GTA V and fortnite
by NacchyBhattalu February 1, 2020
Get the Toxic Eight Year Oldmug. This is when you tie someone to a chair and force them to watch videos of you jacking off in other peoples faces while you jack off on their face and film it for future use.
by Fingerlove November 26, 2010
Get the Old Time Picture Showmug. It's when someone comes up in front of you and proceeds to give you a hug, but then reaches around and pulls (or rather inserts) a fast one by inserting their thumb into your asshole.
I gave Mary the old fashioned thumb around at Walmart the other night. You should have seen her face!
by Steamer Bean May 14, 2018
Get the Old fashioned thumb aroundmug. "I was looking for a salary raise, and all I got was a gift card to Tower Records- I just got paid in day old bagels."
by Captain Lovepants November 17, 2011
Get the Paid in day old bagelsmug.