hoe night

A night where you act like a hoe (usually Saturday)

How was Saturday night? Hoe night was good thanks for asking

by Urmom2942 January 1, 2018

Hoe chart

A ranking of how much of a hoe the person is 1-just calling them a hoe for fun 2-that friend that you secretly hate a little 3-that person that bumps into you and makes you drop your phone 4-that bitch who always stealing your friend away from you 5-THAT HOE WHO HAS MADE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE

"Omg Baily see that person over there she's like a lvl 4 hoe on the hoe chart."

by LyssieLord April 19, 2018

Jo Hoe

A Jo Hoe is a Jehovah’s Witness. They are crazy, annoying and highly uneducated. If you get trapped by a Jo Hoe You will hear about there Bible and how it has ruined their lives.

“Fuck, there’s a Jo Hoe.”

“A Jo Hoe knocked on my door today, when I opened it I was barraged with a slur of biblical insults.”

by George Carson September 21, 2017

vapid hoe

a fuckboi/girl who needs some milk

Damn Joey Mccarthy is a vapid hoe

by soccerstation September 24, 2017

Co-hoe

A hoe that you see 50% of the time. The other 50% is shared with the other hoe.

That man doesn't have a side hoe, he just has co-hoes

by TheFletchProject October 21, 2017

hoe is religion

When a woman surpasses the need to live her by "hoe is Life" and transcends to the next level of hoeism .

'why did she stop hanging out with us ?'
'didnt you hear , hoe is religion to her now.'

by Khumi​ *K.L.M* October 28, 2017

Hoe stopper

A person who motivates you to stop talking to hoes.

Nah I ain't got no hoe's , I got you as my hoe stopper.

by Crankmyblow March 31, 2017