Montana mud pie

Where you eat your partner ass when he or she has the runs

Yesterday do I was liking my partner ass when she blasted a Montana mud pie on my face

by Meat D1c8 April 8, 2025

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Alabama Mud Slushee

Whilst performing anal sex on a feces filled rectum, you pour in chipped ice and vigorously thrust in and out creating the infamous "Alabama Mud Slushee".

Me and Betty Jean made an Alabama Mud Slushee last night. Damn, it was cold and stinky

by Headshok1962 April 9, 2025

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Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.

He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.

by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025

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Get yourself a fine shyt from Red Lion. Assume a reclined position. The fine shyt must bounce on it crazy style. When ready and adequately loosened up, she must assume a fetal position while remaining on the schlong. Then you must spin her like a top while she chants I-L-L and you respond I-N-I.

Warning: Fecal material may be unleashed at this time.

Christina: "What did you get up to last night? You never came home?"
Lisa: "I went home with Danny and he treated me to an Illini Mud Twister. It was a WILD ride!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

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