by jnjnhyuasunhaer April 25, 2022

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023

My mother was supposed to come to my soccer game, but she was over at her Pilate instructor's house, again.
by flirtykeys May 15, 2025

A being that comes out at night if you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM. When coming, you will feel earthquakes, as the being's cholesterol levels are through the fucking roof. Also, she has a weapon called "The Belt"
If you shit in the sink at 4:20 AM and say "Among Us" 69 times in the mirror, a being called "Your Mother" will come and beat you.
by sussy moment December 12, 2022

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by stoppostingaboutBALLER April 17, 2024
