Hym "The original lyrics of 'girls just want to have fun' we're co-opted by the singer to make women look better than they actually are. Much like literally everything in life.
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

The act of a individual (particularly students in a high school) participating in any activity besides completing assignments.
by Yaitzjacob March 5, 2025

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month
by Djes_ January 29, 2021

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."
The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"
"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
by mynöduesp January 11, 2020

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by TakoTheMemer January 25, 2024

A blanket excuse the Jordanian CSGO player Adi uses for when he gets a kill using wall and or aim hacks in the video game CSGO
Person 1: Dude, that guy has to be hacking, he no scoped me through a wall
Person 2: Nah that's just Adi things
Person 2: Nah that's just Adi things
by Cookie_21__ June 18, 2022

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.
"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.
It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.
It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.
by xelA.2 January 3, 2018
