Hat's Law

Hat's Law is that all moral dilemmas, if discussed long enough, turn into tabletop role-playing sessions.

"My buddies and I were talking about going back in time and killing baby Hitler, eventually Hat's Law kicked in."

by aShrimpFriedThisRice? September 8, 2025

Blackpool party hat

When entering a party and everyone looks like Gail Platt from Coronation street

"I thought we would at least end up doing the Blackpool jizz"

( A Bukakke party where every looks like Liz from Coronation street where everyone spunks on an

old lady who resembles Liz the old barmaid

A party full of bad looking ladies or a party where you all jizz on old ladies ....i kinda glad we didn't x up at a Blackpool party hat

by HackneyRobbo September 24, 2025

Guys who wear hats back here

A monster energy fan

Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy

by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025

Siren hatting

The act of behaving egotistical tied to a fantasy about getting others into trouble

Guy 1: You ain't supposed to have chocolate bars out here punk! Let's see what the boss has to say about this!
Guy 2: dude, quit siren hatting

by secretofthesnooze October 28, 2025

Finger hat

Also known as a Thimble

I used a finger hat so I wouldn't stab my finger whilst sewing

by Small wise one November 17, 2025

Finger Hat

A crocheted hat for your finger while sewing

Always remember to put on your finger hat when sewing

by Small wise one November 17, 2025

Hat

Murder

I caught me a "hat' in dat drive-by.

by Stella-blu November 23, 2025