quadruple gay

destruction

there is no way to counter the dreaded quadruple gay

Guy 1: You are heck
Guy 2: You are quadruple gay
Guy 1: *dies instantly*

by nou.exe June 7, 2019

Gay Gremlin

The collector of your foreskin. He scatters around at night, dripping with lard, soon to have his tongue coiling around you

The question is, do you accept your fate?

I am truly a gay gremlin, and you my friend, are weak.

by Snail_Sketch September 14, 2019

angry gay

One of the most dangerous things in nature. Since gay people are often kinder than their straight counterparts they tend to bottle up their emotions, especially their anger, most of the time they succeed in hiding how they fell but but sometimes they can’t hold it back.

Annoying Freshman : Hey I heard you were a fag, fag, fag, fag go suck my dick

Upperclassmen: “getting ticked off and disgusted” go away freshman go bother someone else

Annoying Freshman: *singing* Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag Johnny’s a fag who likes it in the back

Upperclassmen: *having enough beats freshman so much that it looks he was gang banged and then throws him in a trash can* sorry not sorry I guess I’m an angry gay

by MockingJay113 September 7, 2019

gay whale

A whale that only likes other male whales, not to be confused with a bisexuwhale

That's a gay whale

by Mynameisjeff234611 December 13, 2017

gay hike

a group of naked guys hiking in a straight line with their dicks in the asshole of the guy in front of them

My boy scout troop went on a gay hike in Arkansas last July.

by Blak Steve September 14, 2017

Ex-gay

Someone who used to be gay (only for one movie) but then transformed into the heterosexual they were truly meant to be thanks to jkr

Remus lupin is an ex-gay

by Ex-gay Remus April 28, 2017

offline gay

A person who is openly queer but is in a heterosexual relationship at the moment.

"I would tap that but I think she has a boyfriend" "She's totally an offline gay though"

"He may be with her right now but he's hooked up with guys in the past– he's just an offline gay"

"That girl is totally his beard, I fucked him last year" "No dude he's just an offline gay. Stop perpetuating bisexual erasure!"

"Damn I wish Mia would break up with Alex already and stop being such an offline gay"

"Angela told me the other day how badly she misses fucking girls, what an offline gay thing to say"

by Grandfather Maggot January 23, 2018