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Gossip Food

A quick sound bite or clip that provides just enough information nourishment to the recipient's ego so as to reinforce their preexisting prejudices and pet theories. Gossip food should consist of fabricated news, misinterpreted facts, lies, propaganda and other excremental matter which would still approximate the consistency of some unidentifiable junk food which yet satisfies an essential craving to sustain a flatulent ego. Gossip food should be short and disguise the point, and be missing some essential ingredients such as: truth, etc. It can always be premade in small batches of innuendo, hearsay, vaporous matter, disintegrating sources, and falsies fallacies.
She craved gossip food so much that she could not wait until it came out of the press secretary's mouth, and trained a legion of puppets to concoct some out of Kardashian oatmeal.
by ForgetMeKnot! June 27, 2019
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Food Farming

Food Farming is the act of eating food in a way that shows signs of OCD. The perpetrator will carefully farm “perfect” bites of food while simultaneously evening out the rest of their plate. Food Farmers often smooth out their food or make small rows on their plate.
“Luke.... you’re Food Farming again. Eat like a normal person
by Aew December 16, 2019
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gross food

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
dont eat gross food ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
by Just do it man April 14, 2021
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Food

Best thin ever, good for you, healthy, need it
by Liz.z05 September 19, 2018
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Gerber Baby Food

Something that may be disgusting to someone.
"This shit taste like Gerber baby food" "What?" "This shit taste like Garbage"
by France1941 July 6, 2024
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plate the food

To transfer food onto a plate.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.
Oh my god! Plate the food quick. Hate that dress Siobhan was wearing last night.
by Balanced Boz September 24, 2023
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Food Displacement

In the event when one consumes enough food to push the food that is in your system causing you to shit.
Jack experienced food displacement while eating at the chinese buffet.
by Food Displacement December 19, 2019
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