Ethan

Ethan is super weird he farts all the time in class and thinks its so funny when it most definetly is not. Somehow though he is still tan in the winter. He is a massive pick me and trys to get attention from people all the time. And also i swear most ethans are gay lol

Oh is that another fart ethan

by your mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm September 12, 2022

Ethan

Literally a sub

“Hey, isn’t Ethan a total sub?”
“Dude stop wasting my time. It literally goes without saying.”

by SnipedByABilly June 15, 2021

Ethan

The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.

dude how in the hell are we going to get everyone home?

Ethan already took them lololol

by whitecreek February 11, 2022

Ethan

They gut at the bus stop that us usually very annoying and asks a lot of questions

Ethan is such a weirdo

by dsdsfddsfwffesdf September 4, 2018

Ethan

A man who breaks out in hives when there’s a female nearby.

“Ethan is always covered in rashes now that he works with three whole women.”

by Nutting All Over Fictional Man June 12, 2025

Ethan

One of the worst people you will ever meet. Has a huge ego and thinks he's so great when really he sucks. Is weak and lazy. Complete nerd, and spends more time yelling at the TV because he's trash at video games instead of doing actual work due to his laziness. Avoid at all costs. However, if you run into one you must feed his ego and tell him how great he is, then he will like you. If you like tall people, this type is for you. If you like good people, he isn't your type. He's ugly and stupid, and like I said avoid at all costs. Sometimes can be kinda cool though, but rarely. Also has wrong opinions, so be aware

Man, Ethan sucks and should die

by Speaking-Truth November 2, 2020

Ethan&Jayden

they were made to last forever and are so perfect together. in future they will have kids, a house and everything they would’ve ever dreamed of IF ETHAN BOUGHT HER FLOWERS

“are ethan&jayden still together?”
“yeah bro, don’t think he’s bought her flowers yet though. maybe next pay day”

by ploughsbMx August 6, 2024