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Asshole

I like putting my dick in a asshole
by TheTragicOof March 10, 2020
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Asshole

Assholes are people that are just straight up bitches for no reason at all.
fred: Oh look it's an asshole

Anthony: how can u tell
fred: he just pushed a child
by Lucas.013 August 17, 2024
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righteous asshole

a term that is used when taking a video on someone else's phone
haley: "i appreciate... your righteous asshole"
by heccarina June 18, 2018
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Smashed Assholes

An awful smell, or when something or someone stinks.
Did you shower today , cause you smell like a Barrell full of Smashed Assholes
by Vladamir Slobbadownmycockyabit February 14, 2018
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The asshole game

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person
Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality
by christopher88241 June 15, 2017
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One Beer Asshole

Fuck! He's been here 10 minutes and already Jason's tried to hit on my girlfriend, punch me in the mouth, and screw my dog in the bathroom. What a one beer asshole!
by fred ledge September 11, 2011
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Asshole

Person 1 Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Person 2 You're an asshole
by Boogereater69 November 27, 2020
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