jamie x jake

The worst thing in the world. NO future, NO hope. Everything sucks.

"I don't like Jamie x Jake"

by idontshipit June 19, 2018

Jake

God at asteroids

"Damn he got a high score in asteroids"
"Must be a Jake"

by Asteroid god June 22, 2021

Jake Minch

Jake is the best. If he is on your side or your best friend or a friend you are lucky. He will always make you laugh. He may say many weird things but he is the best. So if you have a friend called jake you are very lucky.

Jake Minch is the best

by Damian Tomaszewski July 12, 2019

Jake

A penis as huge as Godzillas. Commonly described as Batman like and has dead parents (also rich)

"So your parents are dead, HAHAHA JAKE"

by CSlade August 29, 2018

Jake olsen

The most unfunny guy to ever walk to planet.

Oh here comes jake olsen, not this fucking guy.

by Jcole world256 June 1, 2022

Jake

Absolute G, fun lad and such a sick guy! Has and amazing girl and anybody would do anything to spend time with him. Very athletic and got those amazing friends

Is that girl taken?
Nah shes jakes!

by Jaksjdjdjsms July 7, 2019

saxon jake cannon

Saxon may seem like his cock is as long as his hockey stick. all people can talk about is his king cobra swinging between your thighs but what about his amazing personality, or his perfect smile, or his hot dad. his dads so hot. if you date this sweet loving boy be weary of holly thats the snake we should talk its way more important than saxons snake xx. holly wants your man so watch out

saxon jake cannon s dad is such a dilf
i would let him put it in

by sneakylink 1019 May 5, 2024