If you can find it, you can fuck it

Generally used if suspecting a micro-peen

L: I did a sweep and came up empty! Then I tried again and realized he had a micro-peen!
S: If you can find it, you can fuck it!

by LooseLarry75 December 5, 2025

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Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band

A group of miserable people that never had sex in their life but still brag about girls even though the only woman they ever had contact with was their mom

Also means to have sex with someone while the album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by The Beatles plays on full blast in the background.

My class is full of dickhead virgins, it's literally Sgt. Pussies Lonely Fucks Cock Band...

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

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You fucking pussay

When your best friend wants some of your fucking pusssssssaaaayyyy - otherwise he will get so mad that he will cream his knickers while shoving a mars bar up his nose while his boyfriend sucks the shit out of his ass.

Ill suck your fat chunky dick if u dont gimmie some of dat ass you fucking pussay

by Kamhawkz1001 December 9, 2025

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Mana fucked

When you're playing MTG and you don't get the lands you need to play your spells.

I would love to play my new Nicol Bolas Planes walker, but I can't even get it out, cuz I'm mana fucked.

by GizmoMika December 10, 2025

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Obari as Fuck

Obari as Fuck refers to a visual effect shift where a mech, more often a stunning giant robot, suddenly makes a rather major entrance into a very awesome battle with a lot of fanservice. Popularised by Shin Matsuo and Masami Obari in their Transformers works.

At first Thunderking from Transformers was like a busy big bad, then he was Obari as Fuck!

by Snapper2001 December 10, 2025

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