manel toe

an expression used to describe a guys crotch and/or testicles poking through the fabric of their pants in a very obvious way; masculine version of a camel toe

Man A: “Hey Bill, did you see that weird fuckin’ picture Joe posted ?”

Man B: “Yeah, he had a fuckin manel toe! That shit makes me uncomfortable.”

by shecanthandleme82293 May 7, 2023

Po-ta-toes

potatoes, but better. Samwise Gamgee makes them especially well.

Po-ta-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

by YumYumRamen May 21, 2019

Goblin Toe

The act of inserting one's big toe into another's unsuspecting butthole, most commonly done during sleep.

Arnold's wife would often incessantly give him Goblin Toe during their late-night cuddle sessions.

by hotdog jefferson April 10, 2024

water toe

Water toes are when someone has a toe fetish and the toes were licked and are watery after

OOF he gave me such a yummy water toe I’m gonna cry

by Yummyhotcakes March 31, 2018

Chee-toes

An as yet unclassified family of foot fungus, where the defining characteristic is a similarity in fragrance to a certain popular cheesy snack food.

Bill: “Dude… Do I smell Cheetos?”

Ted: “Nah dude... I was just applying some anti fungal cream to treat my Chee-toes”

by ThereonymousBosch July 12, 2021

Tippy Toes

An overreaction of everything, usually pointing out small stuff, but progressing it into a big deal.

"Ugh you seriously won't eat because of a small green dot on the wall that's barely even noticeable? That's tippy toes behavior"

by Flamin'Hot June 20, 2022

Toe

A bald-headed man. The bottom of a human foot (e.g. toe) is one of the few places on the human body that hair does not grow. Given this fact, it is logical to describe a bald man as being toe-like.

"Did you see Tara's boyfriend? He's bald! I can't believe she's dating a toe."

by BenTheToe September 13, 2022