Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.

Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn

by sqaur3d February 9, 2024

my hand works great on a snake

A guy with a good masturbating technique.

Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

by DickieMH April 18, 2016

Punished "venom" snake

literally me

Woman: Casey You're so fucking hot can you please rape me?

Punished "venom" snake aka me: ok

by CaseyWestergaardHasAHugePenis March 25, 2024

window snake

A window snakr is a peeping tom with his cock on the window sill

The window slammed down on the window snake

by Spitting anaconda April 14, 2017

Snake

Nope rope

what the hell is a snake doing up your ass

by adhdsworld April 22, 2021

Bearded Snake

When she wiggling around on top then realises you have a beard on your snake.

'Damn,i was all up round his crotch when his bearded snake got me lost in his jungle'

by Big goochie hillis October 10, 2016

Snake pit zero

One who claims to save lives at the Indy 500, but in actuality gives CPR to healthy, breathing people.

Did you hear about the girl named Snake Pit Zero that could have killed someone at the Indy 500??

by GFYAH December 10, 2019