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Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express

Jennifer and I were Taking a Donkey on the Wrexham Express on the way home from London last night when the ticket collector caught us! It was so embarrassing!
by who_dares_wins August 1, 2011
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Taking Her to Swiss Chalet

verb. When a man has sex with woman from behind, while she gives a blowjob to another man. The term is used as a verb often as a discreet way of announcing the sex act regardless of who may overhear.

Additionally, this term may garner hilarity on the part of anyone who isn't familiar with the term.
Joe (clearly audible to all): "Steve, the girl at the other end of the bar is up for us taking her to swiss chalet."

Overhearing Grandmother (for some reason in a bar): "Oh, you boys are so sweet. My husband would take me to Swiss Chalet every Sunday, before he passed."
by ZeroTheFool March 21, 2010
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Take back my macho

1. Where you ass rape a guy that has humiliated you in some way to get your self respect back.
2. where in a prision riot if any hostages are taken a prisioner will ass rape a prision guard that has been hard on him.
And is what it means to take back my macho.
I had to take back my macho.
by Deep blue 2012 September 23, 2009
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Take A Gander At My Ballsack

A phrase originated from when the turtle from animal crossing: new leaf said "Take a gander" It was paired with "My ballsack" And used as a meet and greet, mostly at weddings, family reunions and bang outs.
Will - " Hey Katie, You silly Fuckin' whore, Come here."
Katie - "Anything for you, Daddy!"
Will - "Yeah Bitch, Take a gander at my ballsack!"
Katie - "What a monstrosity."
by Willy Smoker February 22, 2021
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Kick Ass and Take No Names

Kick Ass and Take No Names, is when you just want to kick ass and don't need to talk about how many names you can write down.
Hay dude do you want to play WOW no I rather play COD because I can Kick Ass and Take No Names.
by Mr. EnDo (uk) August 11, 2010
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It means holding people accountable for there actions in an organization.
I am going to start kicking ass and taking names if the design is not ready on schedule.
by semimurphy January 1, 2017
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El Segundo Give and Take

When a man (or woman), during the act of sexual intercourse, transmits herpes to their partner, and then afterwards takes their wallet.
Frank didn't know that the hooker pulled the old el segundo give and take on him until Suzi pointed out the herpes on his upper lip...and laughed when he realized he didn't have his wallet.
by Shomer Shabbas July 30, 2008
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