The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024
Get the shart-back-and-sides mug.Person 1: "Cheering is a sport"
Person 2: "NO it's an activity!"
Person 3: "No it's a Side Sport"
Person 1: "Oh that makes sense"
Person 2: "NO it's an activity!"
Person 3: "No it's a Side Sport"
Person 1: "Oh that makes sense"
by 21Poop February 24, 2023
Get the Side Sport mug.The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.
Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)
Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)
Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.
by Stoney69 January 25, 2019
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Get the Both sides of the street mug.A drink of liquor brought with you on the side. Often smuggled into places, generally in a flask. Maybe at an expensive bar, a concert that doesn't allow liquor, to mix into a soda at a restaurant ETC. Usually not your main drink, but a supplemental one- however is generally acceptable as long as it is secret or not allowed.
"Shit man, these beers are $9. I couldn't afford to even get tipsy in this place. Good thing for my side liquor."
"Hey, you going to the dropkick Murphy's concert? They only have beer so I'll bring some side liquor"
"When I'm playing beer pong I always like to have a side liquor while I play"
"Hey, you going to the dropkick Murphy's concert? They only have beer so I'll bring some side liquor"
"When I'm playing beer pong I always like to have a side liquor while I play"
by jpswagyoloooo March 5, 2014
Get the side liquor mug.The day after Valentine's Day. When all the Valentine's candy, teddy bears, cards goes on clearance sale and you get your side chick something on that day..
Man: I got my girl something on Valentine's day, time to get my side chick something on side chick Friday
by Mrjake2u February 15, 2019
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