What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.
Bob: *wears actual shorts*
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!
by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023
Get the Half Shortsmug. Half-2C:
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
1- Parent's half-first-cousin's child.
2- Grandparent's half-sibling's grandchild.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and one great-grandparent in common.
My half-second-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
Get the half-second-cousinmug. Half-sibling's great-great-grandchild.
My half-great-great-great-nibling is a good person.
by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019
Get the half-great-great-great-niblingmug. Half-third-cousin: great-grandparent's half-sibling's great-grandchild. Has among themselves; different two parents, different four grandparents, different eight great-grandparents, one great-great-grandparents in common and different fifteen great-great-grandparents.
My half-3C is a good person.
by Usery May 2, 2021
Get the half-3Cmug. by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021
Get the Pecans on the half shellmug. Take off boxers like you would to masturbate. Wrap both her hands on your penis shaft leaving several inches of exposed penis. Slide up half a length, slide down half a length, repeat until orgasm. A half and half pass everyday keeps the random boners away
by horny 4 heaed October 29, 2012
Get the half and half passmug. 1. The time taken for the radioactivity of a specified isotope to fall to half its original value. the time required for any specified property (e.g. the concentration of a substance in the body) to decrease by half.
2. One of the best video games you could ever play along with Portal.
2. One of the best video games you could ever play along with Portal.
Scenario1: "Iodine-131 has a Half-life of 8.1 days"
Scenario2: I love Half-life, the story and gameplay is just mind blowing!
Scenario2: I love Half-life, the story and gameplay is just mind blowing!
by Zach T. Radass December 19, 2022
Get the Half-lifemug.