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No Nut December 

For niggas whom failed No Nut November, and want a second chance, or niggas whom didn't know about No Nut November but would've participated. Only worth half as much credit as No Nut November. If a nigga does both back to back he's literally a god.
Man, I failed No Nut November but I'm ready for No Nut December
No Nut December by Lil Beter November 30, 2017

phantom nut 

the act of telling your partner your gonna cum, and then spitting on your partners back, and as they turn around blowing your load in there eyes, blinding them and taking off into the night.
1. Last night i met some whore at the bar and then gave her a phantom nut and made off with her car.

2. Who knows, what fear lurks in the heart of women, only the Phantom Nut knows.
Related Words

Phantom Nut Syndrome 

Sensation that an amputated or otherwise missing testicle is still attached to the scrotum
For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome

rancid nut sauce 

putrescent discharge/sweat released from the genital region. also an underground death metal band formed out of ohio.
Stacy was licking my balls, when she tasted my rancid nut sauce and barfed all over my genitalia.
rancid nut sauce by deflorator March 27, 2009

Macadamian Nut Pudding 

When you force your boyfriend to come into a cup, about halfway, mix it with alot of sugar, and serve it to your friends, and call it Macadamian Nut Pudding...taste great by the way...
The other day my friend threw up his Macadamian Nut Pudding.

ninja nut 

Nutting in a public place, undetected
Man I got away with a ninja nut yesterday.
ninja nut by Nick6302 August 10, 2017

Sticky nut juice 

Sticky nut flavored paste normally put in samiches along with jelly.
This is a gud sticky nut juice sammich.
Sticky nut juice by Pasta Mann January 10, 2018