lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once

God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!

by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016

Hat

The Hat(AKA The H@, The ㅐA ㅓ, The Haキ,Th3 H4t, τΗε Ηατ, etc.) is the ultimate form of swag that is gained through hours and days of extensive self-realization and countless sacrifices. Once you get the the hat, you will realize it is a parasitic entity that controls your everyday life. It is implied that you can get if you want it or you can get it if you need but once you get it it becomes a necessity that can be used to get the lean.

Jerin humiliated himself and gave up his sanity for the Hat. He soon began to get suicidal thoughts and he would constantly ask himself, "All this for the money?".

by xGUNy September 2, 2019

Hat Racking

When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.

Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.

by Peen Peener October 10, 2015

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018

Pat Hat

A Official Patriots cap worn during games

Patriots fans are always wearing their Pat hats during games

by EmJayee November 9, 2018

Forward Digger Hat

An overweight Homosexual from Two Harbors, MN.

Gee whiz. Every time I go to Two Harbors I get hit on by that goddamn Forward Digger Hat at Pamida.

by DDDuluth November 17, 2011

Tinfoil Hat

A hat made of tinfoil that prevents people from reading your mind. Ironically, people who wear these hats in the first place don't usually have much of a mind left to read.

The only thing standing between me and the secret society's insidious mind manipulation techniques is my trusty tinfoil hat right here. Want one? Hey! Where are you going so fast?!

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023