frontal fart

a gassy discharge coming from the vaginal area otherwise known as her twat, cunt, or taco. Frontal farts, in most cases, follow and long and hard bang out session. Frontal farts are dry in nature if the banging was done safely and can be wet with spritzing effects that vary by how many loads were dumped before the discharge.

I {Fart Taster} just had some wild freaky shit with that bitch from special ed class. without warning she sat her muff on my face and made me eat here frontal farts

by Pointed Bottom Skills July 3, 2011

exclamation fart

a timed fart at the end of a heated conversation

"Joe punctuated Rita's loud "YES!" with a short but resonating exclamation fart"

by GerryTodd August 23, 2011

ghost fart

When someone farts, and there's no one to blame but yourself.. just blame the ghost.

Dude! What`s that smell?
It must have been a ghost fart.

by way cool B] May 19, 2005

the fart button

A REALLY annoying Advertisiment that just annoys everyone. I will take you to some spam site which will sell your details to Ask.com (ohhh, who said that) who sell it to the mafia. It is god damn useless and would rather be a daddy longlegs.

"The Fart Button, Press it, You know you want to", "P.S. You details may be sold and your accounts content's empied" Text Magnified by 3000 times.

by James Cunningham November 2, 2007

Fart pipe

Anus, backside, butt, ass, etc

Bone up the fartpipe - to induldge in anal intercourse, or "you've boned that up the fartpipe" - you've made a mess of that

by Andrew September 11, 2002

Zizzle Fart

When you fuck a girl in the butt, and she puts diarrhea on your dick, and then you take it out and put it in her pussy, and the wetness causes a queef. That's a zizzle fart.

Caitlin:"Okay, so last night night, I did the worst thing ever to my man..."
Jennie:"What'd you do to him?"
Caitlin:"Well, he was fuckin me in the butt, and I just laid a zizzle fart all over his cock..."
Jennie:"Oh, that's siiiick..."

by McEffinFly October 5, 2009

Farts and Crafts

Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.

Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.

by Hairy Palms June 3, 2010