Most qualified to eat ass

Michael

Michael is most qualified to eat ass.

by Kjoe July 26, 2018

the anticipation is eating my spine

a common saying meaning "im so excited/nervous to see what happens next?"

do you think wonder woman really dies in endgame?

idk, but the anticipation is eating my spine

by LilacBrown889 April 19, 2021

Eat shit from John

To swallow your pride

Silvio: So it's not about standing with the guys...or upholding the rules...not really.
Tony: So what's it all about? Why don't you illuminate me?
Silvion: It's about you don't wanna eat shit from John,you don't wanna bow down.

by Soproanomon January 1, 2023

I could eat a horse

The proper third line to a haiku.

Today was so mid
Nothing was very goated
I could eat a horse

by Shane Churilla July 30, 2021

Eat Ass Go Fast

The superior Version of "Skate Fast Eat Ass"

Smart Person-"Eat ass go fast"
Not Smart Person -"No its Skate fast eat ass"

by Borger__ May 27, 2021

uber eats ass hoe

An uber eats ass hoe is a female who makes a man pay for her uber in order to eat sum dick up

him: come eat dis mf
her: u gon pay for my uber
*otp w his hb*
him: this bitch a uber eats ass hoe

by lyricckkk August 2, 2023

eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020