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cunt trash

Derogatory term for a female of questionable class and morals and personality. Cunt indicates she is very unlikable, and trash describes her as low class, dirty, or skanky.
When we first met I thought she was ok, but after I discovered that she banged a guy in a bar last night for a bag of weed, I realized that she is nothing but stupid cunt trash.
by JeffroDoe September 12, 2015
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Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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Cunt boulder

The act of shitting stones into a girls vagina so she can grind that shit into gravel
God Sally, I could go for a old fashioned cunt Boulder right now
by Steviedie August 10, 2016
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cunt's hair

I was only off by a cunt's hair.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 19, 2011
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cunt masking

The ability for a total cunt to act friendly around people, such as her boyfriend's friends. Very possibly related to the succubus.
Man, she seems really friendly, but I think she's really good at cunt masking, Larry is always complaining about her.
by torerodrizzle November 20, 2009
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cunt bicycle

when a man kicks his feet onto the female vagina very fast, as if peddling a bike. this causes an orgasm unmatched to any other kind of orgasm. only the most elite men can correctly execute the cunt bicycle.
i was with this girl and she asked me to do the cunt bicycle on her. she went crazy after i did it right!
by charleslemange September 8, 2017
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Cows Cunt

I was pedaling the cows cunt hard up a hill and it was bobbing up and down more than a poorly supported pair of boobs when running. I could tell he was riding a cows cunt from a distance by the riding position and the amount it was bobbing.
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