Absolute Gigachad of a Human being. Owns his own machine shop and has 25 girlfriends all from Argentina. Loves Trains and your mom more than anything in the world. Also enjoys a good forklift accident, the more violent the better.
by anonymous December 1, 2023
Get the Chris Huffmanmug. Chris is a ugly person. No girls like him he’s most likely to scare a girl away. If your a Chris your parents are most likely divorced.
by Mirag November 8, 2020
Get the Chrismug. The man who loves Allah and loves to lecture his students on how Darwin is a fool and how he is the Antichrist , and Chris hates evolution. Chris favorite food is his famous dog poop sandwich, which consists of moldy bread moldy cheese, and of course , dog poop and with a whiff of skunk . Chris has a son named Allah ACKBAR, which looses all the time in airports
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Get the piss chrismug. Chris Prime is the lesser of the two Chris Primes. Chris Prime and Ultachris Prime are two different beings that rule over all of Christopia. Ultichris prime is the Supreme Leader of all of the Chris's. Whilst his lesser brother Chris Prime helps keep Christopia in check.
by Barbruh January 26, 2021
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