Texas Pipeline

n: the act of inducing sexual pleasure while prairie dogging.

Karissa likes to perform a Texas Pipeline to relax after a hard days work.

by dragonpipe November 05, 2021

Texas Marriage

Childhood Marriage

"Yeah bro, Her Dad Married Us ... She was like 7 ... Texas Marriage"

by Rafa tha God January 19, 2023

texas retirement

This is where the man stays at home on some sort of disability while the wife makes the living all the while complaining about people on welfare.

Looks like Cletus slipped and fell in the parking lot and is now on the Texas retirement system. His wife Betty sure married well.

by realrepublican1 December 26, 2024

Texas Orchestra

A term to describe a rather large arsenal of weapons, usually firearms.

Richard brought out the whole Texas Orchestra when he found out his wife was fucking a lot of other dudes.

by George Palorovik January 17, 2024

Centerpoint, Texas

Man this place sucks

Connor: “I live in Centerpoint, Texas.”
Literally everybody ever: “Man, that must suck.”

by Among gus April 11, 2024

Texas Jotaro

A person that has a lot of sex

That guy is such a Texas Jotaro.

by fuhrerus July 21, 2020

somerville texas school district

Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.

The Somerville texas school district is fucked!!

by _Hi_im_sienna_ February 12, 2022