me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy
by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020
Get the crust toe boog webmug. when something good happens to you, then your toe starts to hurt. it's the way the universe evens things out.
by thatonethere April 11, 2021
Get the toe karmamug. by aids_boi October 31, 2019
Get the toe teamug. Adjective: to suck a toe.
To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.
To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.
Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!
Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.
Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.
by Luna20 October 20, 2023
Get the Suck a toemug. by JoshBryan December 23, 2018
Get the Surf and turf toemug. by Dommmsiedj November 11, 2022
Get the Toesmug. 1.anatomical feature in some females of the human species whereby their genitals overhang the boundaries of their clothing, causing damage to the crotch region of their pants.
2. camel toe} so obnoxiouly obvious that you can't help to stare (see Lady Gaga})
2. camel toe} so obnoxiouly obvious that you can't help to stare (see Lady Gaga})
by El on Wheels April 5, 2010
Get the pernicious camel toemug.