crust toe boog web

crusty toe booger spider web, but shortened

me: i ate a mosquito
friend: WHAT
me: yum
friend: what did it taste like
me: taste like crust toe boog web
friend: broo gimme some that sounds yummy

by fish in a bucket September 14, 2020

toe karma

when something good happens to you, then your toe starts to hurt. it's the way the universe evens things out.

person 1- i got a new car, now my toe hurts
person 2- sounds like toe karma

by thatonethere April 11, 2021

toe tea

The action of dunking toes in tea and having someone slurp it off.

God Joe! I am so thirsty, i could really go for some toe tea.

by aids_boi October 31, 2019

Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.

Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.

by Luna20 October 20, 2023

Surf and turf toe

Sticking a toe inside a dirty snatch or butthole

That Smookie bitch gave me surf and turf toe... fa sho.

by JoshBryan December 23, 2018

Toes

A cute sexy thing on the foot

I saw her toes and I wanted to lick them

by Dommmsiedj November 11, 2022

pernicious camel toe

1.anatomical feature in some females of the human species whereby their genitals overhang the boundaries of their clothing, causing damage to the crotch region of their pants.

2. camel toe} so obnoxiouly obvious that you can't help to stare (see Lady Gaga})

If it weren't for her pernicious camel toe, she wouldn't have to buy new jeans every 3 months.

by El on Wheels April 5, 2010