Jacob

An absolute NPC. Only speaks of Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn. They are losers. Their brothers should be ran be ran over by lorries and the corpses should be hid in the woods sending their parents into distress until they commit suicide. (Has a 75% chance of spawning with an extra Y chromo(Jacobs syndrome))

P1"Man that guys such a Jacob."
P2"Didn't his brother get ran over by a lorry?"
P1"Oh yeah his parents went insane and killed themselves cause he would only talk about Minecraft, Bendy's goon caves and Porn after his brother was never seen again."
P2"Womp womp, cry 'bout it"

by Jerad & Jermaine July 9, 2025

Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018

Jacob Fish

A guy who will steal any girl and fuck them senseless, he loves games, and HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

Wow she is so lucky, she has a guy named jacob fish

by Jacky boi man October 5, 2020

Jacob bode

A stud
A big dick

Gets alot of pussy

Likes girls

Konners a fag

Jacob bode is cool
Jacob bode has a big dick

by Jacob bode November 26, 2017

jacob

a donkey who can't get none

hey look he has to be jacob

by someonewhoknowsjacob March 6, 2019

Jacob Miguel

Light-weight factor from that BIG BAD 678... Soledad, Ca....a.k.a. Cholé

Sexy ass thick bitch: "OMG Jacob Miguel! You mean the BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE Girl all I gotto say is..... D2B!

by BradLuck85 January 7, 2024

Jacob Kernehed

Shopping for biscuits with da man who make life fun

Me: I love jacob Kernehed
other: ok

by coolgirlskattis April 21, 2021