Tim:hey Jim I just got soem new guccie socks
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell
Jim:*snatches socks and starts sniffing them*
Tim: what tha hell
by anonymous December 9, 2020
Get the Sockmug. when you say Stanley the sock you are taking about when a horse bites a kids hand off then chews it up but the horse is then killed by voyagers so insects come and eat the insides of the horse ( including the child’s hand ) but then a spider comes and eats the insects. Which then the almighty gods from the heavens take that spider and make him a man. But since that spider has a little of the child’s hand in its system from eating the insect, when the spider is a man it is given a third hand. The new man is put into earth but then the voyagers eat the man.
by Giana hecklebeck March 1, 2020
Get the Stanley the sockmug. A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.
Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.
by WhiteManFlail December 17, 2012
Get the Solo Sockmug. A sock enlarger is a vibrational instrument intended to stimulate a female for pleasure. It is also known as a dildo.
by Van1lla December 9, 2007
Get the sock enlargermug. Bright red dress socks made by a tiny shop in Rome, specifically for the pope. Worn by foppish dandies and clergymen everywhere.
"The color of your pope socks are pretty loud."
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
“The red is sensational, isn’t it? So bright, and yet not a hint of orange.”
by thoughtography August 19, 2015
Get the Pope Socksmug. There’s not much to say over here, socks and sliders are the worst feet wear choice that you could EVER do in your entire life, and in some countries this kind of “combination” is almost offensive.
Like, for real mann, don’t.
Like, for real mann, don’t.
Me: *has a friend*
Friend: *Wears Socks And Slider*
Me: *Hasn’t got a friend anymore cuz wtf socks and sliders really?*
Friend: *Wears Socks And Slider*
Me: *Hasn’t got a friend anymore cuz wtf socks and sliders really?*
by randomguyfromitaly August 23, 2019
Get the Socks and Slidersmug. 