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Retarded-Hormonal-Monkey

A person, generally male, who preys on younger girls with an external intent of love and caring but with the hidden motive of sex. This person generally doesn't understand the feelings of females and when tries to comprehend may need to dump the girl, or perform a sexual act with another girl to rebuild his self-esteem
Girl 1: Hey I got with this guy the other day, he's so sweet and caring.
Girl 2: If I were you, I'd dump him right now, everyone knows he's a retarded-hormonal-monkey!
by TheLegendThatBe October 8, 2011
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Retardes

Andrew was acting very retardes today
by Yepimazure ツ August 15, 2025
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Retard

ITS GROWN SINCE THEN!!! -Retard
by Kraven Morehead35 August 18, 2021
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Retard

Someone who licks windows for a living because it makes them enjoy life. They are also delayed.
Lacey licks windows which means she is a retard
by Lickmispelotas July 14, 2019
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Retard

A person WITHOUT any mental illnesses/disabilities who still manages to be the stupidest person in a room full of people diagnosed with mental illnesses/disabilities and/or a person who is immune to logic/common sense.
Retard: "Get the 4th dose, the first 3 doses of an experimental DNA-altering compound that provide 0 immunity or reduction in transmission isn't enough, the 4th one will protect you because the government said so, trust the government because they never lied or hide anything from the people"

Guy 1: What did that Guy say?
Guy 2: Don't worry about it, he's a retard
by clairvoyant369 July 14, 2022
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Retard

The type of people that use old and overused memes. Some examples of these people are people that use shrek memes, spongebob memes, and minion memes.
That redditor is a retard.
by TheSmartKidThatIsSmart May 31, 2021
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retard

me: I am a retard
everyone: yes
by Unknown07724 February 2, 2025
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