Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

Kevin

A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.

Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".

Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"

by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022

Kevin Tsakuhhin

idk what i supposed to type in here lol

hi kevin tsakuhhin

by kevinismyfavirote May 27, 2024

kevin

the name of a person who 1. is a bit of a meme lord, 2. is a biiig liverpool fan, 3. dabs way to much 4. is a good friend

Kevin screamed at the tv yesterday as he watched the liverpool match against manchester united

by mayarod February 19, 2017

Kevin

Kevin is a guy with normal size dick. (But way more bigger than Ken’s

“I heard that Kevin has a small dick.” “You should check Ken’s before you say so’”

by Kd666 November 22, 2021

Kevin

The slang term Kevin means anything bad, simply. It started on TikTok in the middle of April 2025, specifically April 17th, when user druskidrinker posted about a new slang word, kevin. Kevin is often associated with the abbreviations ts (this shit), pmo (piss/pisses me off) , and a new term gurt.

Ts is so kevin bro

by Luminarity April 21, 2025

kevin effect

if your life is going well, or if you get a random streak of good luck or if you just feel super happy and contented in any moment, its the kevin effect

person A: my luck has never been so good
person b: its the kevin effect

by reeyuuu January 2, 2024