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Josh and Blake

Josh and Blake are the definition of rude”
by All The Gays In The World March 19, 2025
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Josh

A disgusting fat teen who all the girls cant stand
Here comes josh
by Nickle deer April 26, 2020
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josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
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Josh

josh is a person who sleeps with your buddies 8 year old sister and deals drugs to your friends grandma. Josh is an absolute chad and is not afraid to shit on some peoples shit oppinions and bully some idiots.
A synonym for Chad could be Josh
by kevs bendy penis November 7, 2022
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Josh

The type of guy who only gets with women if they have a shed.
Hi my names Josh I’m interested in you;) but do you have a shed because if not that’s a deal breaker for me
by Denzel toe November 22, 2021
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Josh

The most annoying person that I will ever meet, he constantly bugs you for no reason.
Did you hear about what Josh was doing to someone?
Yeah, they were annoying them so much they beat him up
by LUKIEBOY21 February 11, 2019
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Josh

a very ugly piece of trash who gets salty over anything. loses his temper on the daily and it doesn’t take much to trigger him.
omg is that Josh
yea but stay away, hes known to rage
by factspitter819 March 19, 2019
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