Horse Skins

Condoms

She told me to bring them dangalangs, you know, dem Horse Skins.

by BananaBoat905 May 25, 2023

Spaniard horse peacock

the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.

Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.

by Gaveutheanwser August 13, 2022

pulling the horse

to pull your dick like your pulling a rope

he was pulling the horse and let go, so the white horse went for miles

by Green Lamb October 16, 2008

Horsed

To get roasted or to lose in a fight

“Rick just made fun of you, you got HORSEDDDD”

by briannnnj November 17, 2022

Boxing a Horse for Charity

Referring to doing something sexual with someone that isn't actually intercourse without wanting to mention that they did something sexual with them because of whoever the audience consists of.

Person A: How'd it go yesterday with that guy?
Person B: It went really well, we got back to my place and-
Person C: *walks in*

Person B: ended up boxing a horse for charity on my couch.

by ezlikesflatorangesoda May 27, 2022

Get on my High Horse

To get high and go on a rant and/or argue with people on the internet

What are you doing tonight?
I'm probably going to get on my High Horse and make an ass of myself on Twitter

by twentyfivenoses September 20, 2019

Horse Carrot

A large fresh grown girthy almost horse like penis shaped carrot that is violently inserted into a looooose hugeeee itchy cooch

Hey mom just walked in on grandma inserting her horse carrot for pleasure

now I’m going to buy bleach for my eyes

by David horse man December 3, 2022