cum dumpster

1. A female who lets all men have easy access to the cat from down under.

2. See Paris Hilton

Mike: Hey what are you doing tonight?
Joe: I don't know, probably gonna watch porn.
Mike: Dude, you don't need to do that. Hey come over to my place, I got us a cum dumpster for the night.
Joe: Sweet.

by Killthepond July 20, 2008

cum attack

when a girl spits all her cum on the guys stomach

my bitch girlfriend just cum attacked me!

by amelia the cum dodger July 16, 2008

lady cum

(la'de kum) n. a "cute" and polite way to describe the mysterious fluids that leak out of the female reproductive organs after an orgasm.

"hmm...that is quite a bit of lady cum you have there, ma'am"

by shadowbadger June 26, 2008

cum sponge

A hairstyle worn by a female. Usually a large "poof" on the top of head used to absorb cum as it is being shot at her face. This protects the rest of her hair from being ejaculated upon.

"OMG that girl's poof was worn so high when I cummed on her face, it absorbed it all!"

"That girls cum sponge worked like a champ..."

by Laura/Steve February 3, 2008

cum pouch

The marsupial like pouch in a woman's abdomen used to store quarts upon quarts of man juice.

Check out the cum pouch on that chick.

by Paul B April 24, 2003

cum monkey

a phrase generally used to point fun at a male or female who jumps for joy at the concept of receiving some man juice

My god ryan is such a cum monkey he's swinging from the light at the thought of receiving my load

by logi bear607 June 16, 2011

cum goblin

1. The little bit of cum that stays in the penis after sex or mastubation, usually pissed out afterwards.

2. An ugly chick who gets a face full of cum.

"Dude, I totally blew a cum goblin in that bitches face!"
or
"You're such a cum goblin!"
or
"That bitch that gave me head last night was a cum goblin, thank god i was drunk!"

by kevin89 January 11, 2009