clown

a girl who drags out dumb drama and calls on her older male friends to fight for her

oh look there’s the clown

by yeahhhh October 18, 2019

The Clown

The clown hidden inside the outer core of the planet scaring the Scared Geologists that make the planet spin. His head is made of columns of titanium alloys. He can only be killed by The Shovel.

"Oh shit! It's The Clown!!!!!"
"Get The Shovel! It's The Clown!!!!!"

by empha September 18, 2023

Douche Clown

Someone is considered a joke but acts like a Douche bag.

This guy is acting like a complete Douche Clown.

by Mhester75 September 30, 2015

Clown Nose

Slang for the foam cover placed on microphones to reduce plosives

This microphone needs a clown nose, because it's really weak to plosives

by Harked December 12, 2023

Clown Nose

the act of eating out the asshole of a female whilst she is surfing the crimson wave. As a result, the nose of the partner is lathered in period blood

Yo, Amy gave me a pretty vile clown nose last night. She should have warned me that she was ovulating!

by MrGiggles69 February 22, 2017

clown time

running so late that the people who came on time look like clowns because they’re waiting

person 1: we’ve been waiting here for 2 hrs now

person 2: 🤣🫵 shoulda known we run on clown time

by ksova December 23, 2022

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 30, 2022