the mexican cousin
by h20h034 December 1, 2019
Get the davidmug. he is only focused on athletics. He doesn't care about people's feelings . just when you think he likes you back he says sports is more important than someone willing to care for him. he is selfish, rude, doesn't care when your down and deserves to burn in hell. He will be nice and then ruin your life. Don't trust him. this is not about a celebrity.
by k-lynn13 November 5, 2020
Get the David Humphreymug. Legends say that he is as tall as the empire state building, he is an absolute unit equipped with his greatest weapon, his bakery. He has extremely strong muscles and is a great kisser, he is extremely skilled in everything, he is the perfect friend and is an absolute player with women flooding from his pockets, some drool when they see his absolute bakery on full display. (Mostly his homies, they like to hit that shit weekly)
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that the fabled David Huang? Omg I cant believe it, he is so handsome, tall and has a phat ass!
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
Girl 2: I would do anything for him to notice me, I cant see him because of his cake and he is so tall that my voice can't reach him!
David Huang: Don't worry ladies, I can hear you, but I must tell the truth, I only give my body to my boys, my homies, because I trust them the most and they hit that shit real good ya know what I mean?
by Zokreeser June 14, 2022
Get the David Huangmug. by Totallynotfakeeeeee April 6, 2022
Get the David penamug. Look at Britani and David. They are crank whore junkie who is sells their selves for drugs and goes to church like angels.
by Jenn1982 November 18, 2023
Get the Britani and Davidmug. David is an extremely complex individual. He’s multifaceted and deep. He’s pensive but hardly an introvert. He’s the total antithesis of quiet. Instead he’s opinionated and boisterous. But, don’t be fooled he’s very strategic with his delivery. He’ll never speak out of context and his charm/wit is alluring. He’s trustworthy and honest; he couldn’t lie even if he wanted to. He’s proud of what he’s accomplished, yet humble with no need to brag.
by Boy_with_no_Name_MIA305 November 22, 2021
Get the Davidmug.