Smoking Dragon

When you're girl lights up a cigarette, bang her doggystyle and when she inhales her last puff, stick it down her throat and hold her nose

My girl wanted to quit her cigarette habit so I gave her a smoking dragon

by Slimy Mexican July 4, 2025

Smoke Detector Bird

A small imaginary creature that makes loud noises and wakes people up.

Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"

Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"

by BigDog9 April 22, 2017