Fuck u

What u say to counts who don't know how to drive

Driver: "Oi fuck u cunt learn how to fuckin drive"

by DICKHEAD JOEL August 22, 2023

fucking Hopeless

fucking Hopeless - when you've been going out with a girl named Hope and she starts cutting you off below the waist, then your best friend tells you that she found a guy with a bigger dick, a nicer car, more money and who eats her out until she comes three or four times before he even thinks about asking for a blowjob, you realize you are fucking Hopeless.

"I called her grandmother up on her landline and she said the little slut ain't home, she's probably out fucking that good looking guy with a nice car lots of money and all those sores on his tongue, I guess you're fucking Hopeless. Too bad, I liked you. Want to come over and pump a hot load in my ass for sympathy? Bring a pack of camels and pint of gin if you do."

by Handcuffmonkfish November 30, 2020

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day

April 20th: Fuck a ginger, any ginger in a car, or even multiple gingers in a car at once

Yo! Did you hear about National Fuck a Ginger in a Car Day! Let’s go for a drive!

by gingerlover64 April 20, 2023

Fuck

if you want to fuck someone then do it yourself bitch

ima fuck my stepsister

by pistuul April 16, 2020

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!

just shut your fucking mouth!!

pete: uwu

Gary: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNT!!

by Johngle arson September 8, 2025

fuck mush

Meaning when your completely exhausted brain and body can not function properly post sex. Your body gives up and still feeling exhilaration and unable to function due too being in a state of temporary paralysing euphoria. The language spoken during this state is known as fuck mushlian

Following a intense session of sex I was unable too think clearly and the words coming out of my mouth were not making sense which indicates I was still in a state of fuck mush. I was fuck mushed

by Abbccootr bangers March 29, 2022