Fuck Friends February

Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.

John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun

by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020

You’re fucking sad.

A way to describe someone who is pathetic.

“Gyatt.”
“You’re fucking sad.”

by Asnickalone January 2, 2024

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

Window Fucking

The act of banging in front of a window with the hopes of being seen; most commonly exercised in the form of hotel sex.

She was an exhibitionist and begged him for a window fucking.

by jbrwsf June 5, 2016

I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

when you roast someone in your mind, then you help them, then they say "we need more people like you"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME, I FUCKING HATE MYSELF

by botlybe August 1, 2024

fuck

it is when someone is in deep shit

"jimmy did you revise for the math test?" said john
"we had one?" said jimmy
"fuck!" said jimmy

by yougongetit November 10, 2018

Guy Fucks Day

It’s a day to celebrate the Guy. He knows who he is.

Happy Guy Fucks Day! What’s the dude’s name who is Matt on Avenue 5?

by dingusmaximvs January 3, 2024