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"ME AND MY DOG WERE HAVING A FUCKING SEX!"
by Deku BHNA July 4, 2021
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FUCK

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by me!!!! poo November 7, 2020
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Fuck the sarge

Have it large and fuck the sarge
by anonymous March 22, 2021
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Fuck

Fuck
"Fuck"
by i'mgonnashooturschoolup69420 January 28, 2020
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I’d fuck a bug

Dang, I’d fuck a bug rn
by Liam12334533 January 9, 2022
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Lasagne Fuck Offer

When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019
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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
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