The act of placing your index and middle finger in the ladies vaginal crevice, while doing this you also place your pinky finger in the anus.
person 1: Guess what I did last night.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I performed the Two in the pink, one in the stink. On Jen
Person 2: aww thats nasty
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I performed the Two in the pink, one in the stink. On Jen
Person 2: aww thats nasty
by Blackman in Maryport August 04, 2014
A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.
Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...
by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006
A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.
by Rick January 24, 2005
by Jared Co: March 11, 2004
by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008
The act of inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, curving them upward behind the clitoris until the orange peel is found, then massaging the orange peel while simultaneously stimulating the woman's clitoris with the tongue as if you were saying "la-la" over and over.
Whoa man, CDX totally gave the psycho chick the two finger la-la and she squirted all over his face!
by N2FNU July 25, 2011
"He must have ate something that disagreed with him and was doing the 'Rocky Mountain Two Step' all day". (Nicer way to tell someone you or others have/had diarrhea). Could also be 'Rocky Mountain Side Step' or 'Rocky Mountain Quick Step'
by Cache2 January 21, 2022