Two Shit Tradeoff

when one person places his anus right onto their partners anus and defecates in the partner's anus. The partner then defecates the feces back into the original anus. The two take turns shitting into each others asses

Dude me and my gf just did a Two Shit Tradeoff

by Mallikizzle August 4, 2008

Two-headed cock muncher

A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.

by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008

two finger la-la

The act of inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, curving them upward behind the clitoris until the orange peel is found, then massaging the orange peel while simultaneously stimulating the woman's clitoris with the tongue as if you were saying "la-la" over and over.

Whoa man, CDX totally gave the psycho chick the two finger la-la and she squirted all over his face!

by N2FNU July 25, 2011

Three-pedal two-step

The procedure a person follows to drive a car with manual transmission.

"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.

"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.

"C'mon... I'll teach you how to do the three-pedal two-step."

by Ponyguy March 28, 2010

Two Hundred Foot Font

The two hundred foot font is the font used to put signs on the back of dump trucks that say "stay back 200 feet." The font cannot be read from more than 100 feet away.

Hey dad should we put up a sign to keep people from driving over the cliff? Yeah - use the two hundred foot font. - by Cornelius Trucker...

by We know it really is broken July 24, 2019

West Virginia Two Step

When two female cousins from West Virginia scrap the ball sweat from a man and swap it orally back and forth.

Shawna and Karen gave Joe the ol West Virginia Two Step the other night. He said thank you by making them a fried bologna sandwich.

by Earth Wind and Taint October 2, 2021

i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.

You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!

by Spartana January 26, 2018