Two Shit Tradeoff

when one person places his anus right onto their partners anus and defecates in the partner's anus. The partner then defecates the feces back into the original anus. The two take turns shitting into each others asses
Dude me and my gf just did a Two Shit Tradeoff
by Mallikizzle July 11, 2008
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piece of meat with two eyes

A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.
Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...
by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006
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two finger la-la

The act of inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, curving them upward behind the clitoris until the orange peel is found, then massaging the orange peel while simultaneously stimulating the woman's clitoris with the tongue as if you were saying "la-la" over and over.
Whoa man, CDX totally gave the psycho chick the two finger la-la and she squirted all over his face!
by N2FNU July 25, 2011
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Two Dudes One Toilet

When two piss drunk best friends need to puke, but there's only one toilet, and so little time.
"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"

Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.
by Drunken Bastard June 21, 2021
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i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.
You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!
by Spartana January 26, 2018
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Three-pedal two-step

The procedure a person follows to drive a car with manual transmission.

"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.

"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.
"C'mon... I'll teach you how to do the three-pedal two-step."
by Ponyguy March 28, 2010
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