by Malzypants September 25, 2020
a very weird uncle that is very sexual towards you and always trys to be alone with you and talk to you. He's most likely a child molester and he always touches your arm, waist, legs, or hips
by Jac0b3y November 05, 2021
the goat. an absolute legend. will never leave your side. will die to protect you. get yourself an uncle bob (t-800).
by foxy_6471 December 02, 2024
A man of many evils, countless crimes, and a conesseir of child scented candles. He is a known terrorist, mentally retarded, and extremely wealthy. Extremely dangerous, and wanted in many countries. Do not approach, and do not be a minor within 100 miles of him
by The great and mighty quandale June 20, 2025
Uncle Tom but specifically for white people
Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.
by TheeUncleBob April 21, 2023
A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.
Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."
by Yardboy May 13, 2015
by Dodner March 12, 2021