when one person places his anus right onto their partners anus and defecates in the partner's anus. The partner then defecates the feces back into the original anus. The two take turns shitting into each others asses
by Mallikizzle July 11, 2008
A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.
Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...
by Cranko Slobotnik July 12, 2006
by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008
The act of inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, curving them upward behind the clitoris until the orange peel is found, then massaging the orange peel while simultaneously stimulating the woman's clitoris with the tongue as if you were saying "la-la" over and over.
Whoa man, CDX totally gave the psycho chick the two finger la-la and she squirted all over his face!
by N2FNU July 25, 2011
"Dude, me and Tommy got so fucked up last night, that we did the old two dudes one toilet!"
Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.
Don't get drunk enough to have to do "Two Dudes One Toilet" with your best friend.
by Drunken Bastard June 21, 2021
The procedure a person follows to drive a car with manual transmission.
"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.
"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.
"Three pedals," from left to right: Clutch, Brake, Accelerator.
"Two-step": Ordinarily, a couples' dance step.
by Ponyguy March 28, 2010
This sexual act requires two men, a ladder, and a sexual partner. Have the two men stand on each side of the ladder, and the sexual partner in the middle. The sexual partner provides oral sex for both men, hence the Two Man Ladder Stand.
by Dr. Quokka December 03, 2019