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Secretary special

A secretary special is preferably a vanilla latte with a drizzle of cum. Any coffee substitute will do however the cum is necessary.
“Hey babe, do you want a secretary special?”
“I went to get my boss their coffee… I gave them a secretary special.”
by Cumquatch January 18, 2022
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Special Accountant

A stripper. This term came from the social media app, TikTok.
“A day in the life as a ✨Special Accountant✨.“
by zyoyzy September 11, 2021
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brown paper bag special

When the girl has a nice body but her face is ugly you put a brown paper bag on her head
Alyssa has a nice body but ugly face so Shes a brown paper bag special
by Roberto binoski August 29, 2017
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Special Speciality

1. Someone or something so uniquely idiotic or just downright "special" I can only be described as being a Special Speciality

2. A posh insult used between friends.
Did you see what Joe did?! what a Special Speciality

Joey Essex Is such a special speciality you know..
by HouseOfDennett March 2, 2019
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Special smoothie

A beverage made with piss, shit, cum, blood, and spit, all sourced from trucker bathrooms. Blood can be substituted for coconut water. Serve lukewarm.
Dude, my syphilis is so bad that when I jerk off, special smoothie comes out.
by 9inchpunisher May 15, 2019
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Christmas Special

A man who is always dreamt about. The kind of guy you spend your entire life searching for. They are strong, sexy, smart, caring, successful, and kind. Wholeheartedly they are loving creatures that not only works hard for him but for all of those he loves. Think of a man who is your Christmas Special like a White Buffalo, a rare breed and a one in a lifetime find. If you do find your Christmas Special hold on to them and cherish them, as they will forever love you.
I was searching for a Christmas Special and I found him!
by MPinLove August 18, 2017
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ol' springer special

Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.
"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"
by Steven Grand September 25, 2013
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