An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. Gangsters tend to wear their bandana hanging out of their back right pocket. Original Gangsters (Crips) would always have a black bandana, tailing from their right back pocket. Reason for this to show that they have no affiliation with any Hispanic gangs (Sureños) who usually wear navy blue bandanas on their left back pocket. Sporting the colour blue was cool but black is what I am.
by Snoop Capone December 31, 2020
Get the The Right Sidemug. A word used to define a 'sneaky' or 'clever' trick or physical attribute some one can do. From the the Xbox 360 controller's right bumper making your character do some amazing trick in a video game.
Man: Dude I just kicked this drunk Chuck Norris style!
Man2: Cool, that IS totally right bumper man!
Man2: Cool, that IS totally right bumper man!
by Philyo1 January 31, 2010
Get the Right Bumpermug. A generic phrase meant to silence any valid criticism or even simply perceived criticism of Israels methods with regards to Palestinians and Palestine as a whole. The question is… How can a “defending” nation be making territorial gains?
Concerned Human: “So many innocent Palestinian children have died from IDF bombardments…”
Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
Israeli shill: “Israel has the right to defend itself.”
by Kind Scholar October 22, 2023
Get the Israel has the right to defend itselfmug. 1. The side opposite a person’s actual right side — as seen from a doctor’s perspective during an examination.
2. Used humorously to clarify directions when left and right get confusing.
2. Used humorously to clarify directions when left and right get confusing.
by mondeplumegary October 12, 2025
Get the Doctor’s rightmug. by bobs1132 March 22, 2021
Get the Top right cornermug. by R.I.G.H.T. April 20, 2018
Get the Rightmug.