nerd flirters

When men or woman flirt with eachother over an online game without realizing that it's pointless and nothing will happen between them. They generally believe eachother to be attractive when they are more likely to be obese or very unnattractive.

guy: "your not bad for a chick."

girl: "I've only gotten a few kills."

guy: "your voice is sexy."

girl: *unplugs mic* "I hate nerd flirters."

by annnnonnnnymous August 25, 2011

Nerd

A nerd is someone who spends the majority of their time studying, instead of spending their time as a youth enjoying life.

Kayla: Where’s Alicia? She’s doesn’t go out or spend time with us anymore. Ava: You know she’s a nerd, she’s probably in her room studying.

by anonymous September 8, 2022

Nerd it Down

When you go over board on a particular subject matter.

You need to nerd it down on the Star Wars.

by dpoool August 27, 2013

Nerd neck

Just a freaking nerd neck, what you think?

Shut up nerd neck...

Skyler Adreon made this so shut up Jerry your a nerd neck!

by L.skee July 8, 2019

Nerd

A person who loves to read books, always needs to study, streotype, wears glasses.

⚠️ATTENTION⚠️
NERD IS NOT SOMEONE WHO HAS GOOD GRADES

Kylie is a nerd!
Why is he so nerdy!?

by Renet_Gacha-Life.cz August 8, 2020

Nerd's Corollary

The logical, if frustrating realistic corollary to Moore's Law regarding the number of transistors on a microchip. In as much as Moore's Law is used to estimate reductions in the cost per unit of computers, so will the reduced cost of the computers be converted to more processors purchased if the programmers are left unchecked.

The following conversation could have been avoided if Fred had applied the Nerd's Corollary to the purchase of new computers:

"Fred, I thought you said that if we bought the quad core machines, we could reduce the number of computers in the server room and save costs. Why do we have more servers than when we started and are over budget?"

"Well, we needed more machines because with the new speed and power, we discovered we could re-thread the re-factored process and parallelize the... (Fred's eyes glaze over and the rest of the information is lost in this discussion)"

by Metalman007 December 4, 2012

sleeper nerd

a person who is objectively attractive or seemingly “normal” but is secretly a huge nerd/really intelligent; or has an obsession towards something that isn’t mainstream.

“Woah he’s fine asf”

“Yeah i hear he’s obsessed with Lego though”
“Ohh he’s a sleeper nerd!”

by btl0913 December 16, 2023