Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time

My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask

by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023

Mexican mud-bogging

When a man covers his penis with hot sauce then proceeds to fuck his woman in the ass,making her scream.

My wife wanted to spice things up so I took her Mexican mud-bogging.

by Jrt2016 January 15, 2017

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 24, 2021

Mud Collar

When a man or woman poops around the neck of their partner, thus creating a "Mud Collar".

Oh yeah zaddy, put that Mud Collar on me before I explode.

by NvZbLe May 18, 2017

Mud Pickling

The act of leaving your penis inside of an Anus overnight achieving a pickling effect on your penis.

1. I enjoy fishing, small model painting and mud pickling on occasion.

2. When I'm done mud pickling my dick is to water logged to function.

by Will Atlas September 9, 2023

Mud Canvas

A Mud Canvas most commonly appears in a public restroom. Sometimes a Mud Canvas is accidental but many times it’s on purpose. If you have ever been in a Public Restroom with Shit spread all over the wall you have seen a Mud Canvas. You know it’s on purpose when you see artistic elements when some dick fancies themselves as a primitive Pablo Picasso hence a Mud Canvas.

Man the poor janitor had to go in the restroom to clean it up because some dick left a Mud Canvas .

by King Yamayama December 13, 2024

mud toes

When the woman shoves her toes up a man’s butt then pulls them out for him to suck on them

“Hey, how was Susan after the bar last night?”

“She was weird, she liked having mud toes when she’s drunk”

by MagayHomies January 29, 2024